First day in NS

before we went to the camp
all the participants must went to certain places to gather first
i was instructed to go to stadium and before that i sms peng pink to ask him whether he will take his handphone to NS. however i took mine to the camp(my first handphone)
at there i met peng pink and fang leong before we went to our camp
peng pink ald have his short hair cut and it is very funny.
i sit beside fang leong inside the bus
then i saw an indian
he got his hairstyle very very (don know how to describe).haha
i tell fang leong : oi, you see the ke leng nga, he is challenging you o. his hairstyle more pian tai compare to you.
after some bo bo chatting (lazy to type), we reach Merbok de NS camp.
when i reach the camp, i noticed someone took a video recorder and we (me only) go pass in front of him(sengaja one).haha
then we go to the hall
then a "cikgu" give us some speech
"the boy are called "wira"(i am a hero now), the girl are call "wirawati", welcome to......bla bla bla(forgot ald)"
then we go inside the hall and fill in a stupid form
the form is about "hair growth in your body and bla bla bla" (stupiak question)
got some place i don know how to fill in then i see the people beside me how to fill in lo.
SUDDENLY, a kap siao de "cikgu" come(he really kap siao)
he said "boy(apa boy, i am a hero la), form simple ni pun x tau isi ke, spm susah lagi(you stupid bozo, failed spm also talk so loud, beh paise)"
then he took my form and say "ada penyakit xxx?" "pernah minum arak?" "keluarga ada penyakit high blood pressure?" "pernah rokok?"
i answer " no, no , yes, no"
suddenly, the next question "pernahkah anda tengok filem lucah?"
(ohhhhhhhhhhhh, siao liao la, how can i allowed this stupid to shout out the question in the hall)
then i kesi kesi said "x pa lah, saya isi sendiri."
luckily he gave back the paper to me and he belah. (if not, i will die in NS in the first day)
fang leong sit at the same table with me when this incident occur, so he laugh like hell.
then i was sent to dom c and fang leong go to dom b
mine one is a small dom and his one is a big dom
after settle everything, i go and find fang leong.
we go and have some walk in the hostel.
we found something
there is a pool in the toilet and you know what
the pool very big and its water very cold and.......the water is black in colour one
then, we rest in fang leong de dom
suddenly, he found out his bed got something like needle and almost hurt him.
then he replace his tilam with the one next to him (something happened in the next day because of his irreponsible nature)
then one chinese came to fang leong de dom
the guy is su nan. three of us become good friends just because we are the same type(bombing type).
su nan come from serdang (i also dun know where, but there is a place called serdang near KL), his one is near penang one.
after our dinner, three of us go bath(pls, don think too much).
three of us go to toilet and we bath (not the black water but the shower) with our underwear and tuala only. (no need to wear formal in toilet la)
we bath and sing some stupid old song.
me and su nan found out something
fang leong de underwear "LUT SINAR" one and we can see through it.
WTF, why he wear this kind of underwear !!!!
luckily the front part not lut sinar.
this is really a horrible first day in NS

从前的回忆

今天回到了母校，
她没怎么改变，
到了那里有种到了陌生的地方，
朋友没变，只是感觉不同了。
当我跟着子敬走到他班门口
踏进他班的时候，
竟好像无缘无故闯进别人的班一样，
那时我知道那里已不是属于我的地方了（讲到好像kolej是我ah gong开的）
真的有点伤感
毕竟以经在那里留下很多的回忆
有开心的，有伤心的，有bo bo 的。
哈哈
一便写部落格一便笑(有点像神经病)
我们一起经历了很多很多难忘的回忆
我不会忘记在那里的一切
如果在我人生只可留着一个回忆
我会留着中学的日子
今天能像以前围坐在一起大炮, 谈天真的很爽
看到读中六的朋友们竟有点羡慕他们
谁叫我总以为时间还很多
认为所有都是必然的
现在缘分已尽, 剩下的就只有磨灭不了的回忆.
本人泪流满面已写不下去了(请不要相信)

why, NS?????!!!!!!!

one day i went to school
my friend(forgot who liao) told me "you kena NS bo?"
me : wa mana jai, the result come out ald meh?
my friend : go check la
i blur blur and went to the next class borrowed handphone from "owl"
i typed my ic number and sent
the next thing i do is wait wait and wait
finally it come,
the result is
"taniah anda telah dipilih untuk menyertai PLKN"
my mouth : haiz
my mind(why you always come out in my blog, ishh) : hamisai, 30% chance also kena me. if i know i will kena, yesterday i go buy lottery liao lo
(maybe it is because owl's handphone sui, don tell him, please)

time pass by very fast
after spm, after i go to utp(oi too fast la, backward a bit)
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
holiday for half year (spend half of it in prison)
haiz haiz haiz

who go to the same NS camp with me?
the answer is fang leong and xxx( i don want to mention his name because i can't forgive him)
why
why
why
i ask the sky but din get my answer(siao e, where got people ask sky for answer de)
luckily nobody seen that
safe
finally the NS letter come to my home
there got many letter
the rules, the campsite, must kumpul at where before we go, bla bla bla

my mother tell me her friend's son/girl last girl kena NS
he/she siok until don want balik(must be kena something "kotor" until dun want balik)
haha

now no choice liao
must go to NS or go to jail(but i din see the difference between jail and NS, who can tell me)
so i wait and packing my things lo
a bit a bit
actually 2 days before i go baru want to packing
(me very boeng one lo must play play and play until siao)

........to be continue(sound like some drama)

my MOUTH vs my MIND

yesterday i went to alor star mall
don't know want to do what
when i was walking,
i saw krishnan da donkey (almost the same name with my moral lecturer) also in alor star mall.
the difference is da donkey is lecturer in uta and he teach math and i attended his class once. (i forgot why i go to his class, so don ask me after this)

my mouth : omg, why he is here?
my mind : mati liao, why he is here?

then, da donkey(dd) come to me and said: hai
my mouth : hai
my mind : stupid donkey, why you didn't say hai to other people but me.

dd : do you think i am handsome
my mouth: hmm...yes.
my mind : jiak sai la u handsome. face like this also call handsome. XXX(sensored)

dd : do you think my lecture very interesting?
my mouth : not bad.
my mind : walao, you beh paise one hor? half of the class are sleeping while the other half go to toilet. this kind of lecture also count as not bad?!

dd : if you are my student, what will you say/do to me in the last lecture?
my mouth : of course i will take a photo with you.
my mind : of course, take your photo and put as my dart's target

dd: mj die ald, you know? his song is so nice
my mouth: ya. very sad
my mind : ya, very sad. why you are not the one who die

dd: time is late now, gtg, bb
my mouth : bb, take care
my mind : must be take care la, so many students want to kill u.

this is just an example to show what my mind and my mouth are doing
there is nothing to do with anyone inside this conversation.