before we went to the camp
all the participants must went to certain places to gather first
i was instructed to go to stadium and before that i sms peng pink to ask him whether he will take his handphone to NS. however i took mine to the camp(my first handphone)
at there i met peng pink and fang leong before we went to our camp
peng pink ald have his short hair cut and it is very funny.
i sit beside fang leong inside the bus
then i saw an indian
he got his hairstyle very very (don know how to describe).haha
i tell fang leong : oi, you see the ke leng nga, he is challenging you o. his hairstyle more pian tai compare to you.
after some bo bo chatting (lazy to type), we reach Merbok de NS camp.
when i reach the camp, i noticed someone took a video recorder and we (me only) go pass in front of him(sengaja one).haha
then we go to the hall
then a "cikgu" give us some speech
"the boy are called "wira"(i am a hero now), the girl are call "wirawati", welcome to......bla bla bla(forgot ald)"
then we go inside the hall and fill in a stupid form
the form is about "hair growth in your body and bla bla bla" (stupiak question)
got some place i don know how to fill in then i see the people beside me how to fill in lo.
SUDDENLY, a kap siao de "cikgu" come(he really kap siao)
he said "boy(apa boy, i am a hero la), form simple ni pun x tau isi ke, spm susah lagi(you stupid bozo, failed spm also talk so loud, beh paise)"
then he took my form and say "ada penyakit xxx?" "pernah minum arak?" "keluarga ada penyakit high blood pressure?" "pernah rokok?"
i answer " no, no , yes, no"
suddenly, the next question "pernahkah anda tengok filem lucah?"
(ohhhhhhhhhhhh, siao liao la, how can i allowed this stupid to shout out the question in the hall)
then i kesi kesi said "x pa lah, saya isi sendiri."
luckily he gave back the paper to me and he belah. (if not, i will die in NS in the first day)
fang leong sit at the same table with me when this incident occur, so he laugh like hell.
then i was sent to dom c and fang leong go to dom b
mine one is a small dom and his one is a big dom
after settle everything, i go and find fang leong.
we go and have some walk in the hostel.
we found something
there is a pool in the toilet and you know what
the pool very big and its water very cold and.......the water is black in colour one
then, we rest in fang leong de dom
suddenly, he found out his bed got something like needle and almost hurt him.
then he replace his tilam with the one next to him (something happened in the next day because of his irreponsible nature)
then one chinese came to fang leong de dom
the guy is su nan. three of us become good friends just because we are the same type(bombing type).
su nan come from serdang (i also dun know where, but there is a place called serdang near KL), his one is near penang one.
after our dinner, three of us go bath(pls, don think too much).
three of us go to toilet and we bath (not the black water but the shower) with our underwear and tuala only. (no need to wear formal in toilet la)
we bath and sing some stupid old song.
me and su nan found out something
fang leong de underwear "LUT SINAR" one and we can see through it.
WTF, why he wear this kind of underwear !!!!
luckily the front part not lut sinar.
this is really a horrible first day in NS
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"pernahkah anda tengok filem lucah?"
ReplyDeletehaha, then what is your answer?
forgot liao(kesi one)
ReplyDeletewei, long time no update. Boring larr.
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