why, NS?????!!!!!!!

one day i went to school
my friend(forgot who liao) told me "you kena NS bo?"
me : wa mana jai, the result come out ald meh?
my friend : go check la
i blur blur and went to the next class borrowed handphone from "owl"
i typed my ic number and sent
the next thing i do is wait wait and wait
finally it come,
the result is
"taniah anda telah dipilih untuk menyertai PLKN"
my mouth : haiz
my mind(why you always come out in my blog, ishh) : hamisai, 30% chance also kena me. if i know i will kena, yesterday i go buy lottery liao lo
(maybe it is because owl's handphone sui, don tell him, please)

time pass by very fast
after spm, after i go to utp(oi too fast la, backward a bit)
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
holiday for half year (spend half of it in prison)
haiz haiz haiz

who go to the same NS camp with me?
the answer is fang leong and xxx( i don want to mention his name because i can't forgive him)
why
why
why
i ask the sky but din get my answer(siao e, where got people ask sky for answer de)
luckily nobody seen that
safe
finally the NS letter come to my home
there got many letter
the rules, the campsite, must kumpul at where before we go, bla bla bla

my mother tell me her friend's son/girl last girl kena NS
he/she siok until don want balik(must be kena something "kotor" until dun want balik)
haha

now no choice liao
must go to NS or go to jail(but i din see the difference between jail and NS, who can tell me)
so i wait and packing my things lo
a bit a bit
actually 2 days before i go baru want to packing
(me very boeng one lo must play play and play until siao)

........to be continue(sound like some drama)